17. Kaylee. Getting ready for college and "the real world." Reading, writing, fandoms, pretending to know everything. Planning on being a professional student of "the school of life" -- totally just kidding, I'm not a pretentious asshole.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
None
DUDE
THATS LOW
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
(via ginger-bullet-magnet)
When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
(via poorboy-bestrong)
walkdownthestreetlikeafckingstar:
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
YES IT’S BACK!
(via br3ath3m3)
my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first
said in anguish by every tumblr used ever and Will Graham