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17. Kaylee. I like to write and to read and to watch tv and to look at art. I like to think I'm funny sometimes and deep other times but most of the time I'm asleep or wishing I'm asleep. I like Doctor Who and Welcome to Night Vale and Sherlock and Merlin and Hannibal and Supernatural. I love One Direction and Ellie Goulding and Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco and Bastille and Marina & the Diamonds and Lorde and basically music. I love dubstep. I like colors and colorguard and the idea that one day I will be remembered for something fantastic. I like to ramble. I like sarcasm but I also like irony. I like boys and I also think I like girls but really I don't like anyone. I like to talk and I love to listen. One day I'm going to write and publish books. I'm going to go to college and major in procrastination. I love the ocean. My favorite poem is Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe. My favorite book is definitely by Libba Bray and also by John Green and another one is by John Knowles. My favorite word is decadence. I don't believe in fate anymore. But I do believe in love and life and the power of living.
“Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.””
- Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me | d.a.s  (via lyndsyfonseca)

my dog just tried to kill the mail man

she weighs less than twenty pounds and he’s huge

do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet 

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

image

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

relahvant:

twinks2014:

u fuck with a dog u fuck with me

i didnt read the with at first and this post became something very different entirely

“Since birth,
I have been
defined
by numbers:
inches,
feet,
pounds,
grades,
percentages.
Does it ever
stop?”
- Michelle K., Numbers.   (via fuckinq)

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do