THIS IS A FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOUR CRUSH SHOWERS NAKED
"this isn’t some project you can do in one night"
NOT UNTIL I SHIFT INTO
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
((tone it back on the sex questions jfc im not a miracle worker i only have what little of their canon relationship to work off of))
i feel like i should apologize
good night everybody
This is so damn simple yet so damn sexy.
Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not yet. Soon, maybe."
- Joan Bauer (via perfect)
i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather
does anyone else have outbursts of extremely loud laughter and then its just like what the fuck was that
once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend